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Only because of Illuminati meddling!

It finally got Barbara Streisand's hairdresser's goddamn robot spider on the big screen.

Assault on Precinct 13 could easily be repurposed as a Purge Night.

Sure do!

Strictly speaking, the right to make fun of a stroke victim is one of those, whaddayacallem, natural rights.

No, not as such. Men smell and radiate heat like some sort of nuclear core meltdown. Awful.

Holy crap, and now he's a CCO at Virgin!

Is Justin Berfield the baby? When did they get a baby?

I do tend to bail on series before they get bad enough to be cancelled.

As long as the cheerleader isn't a pretty blonde white girl.

I live to serve.

Their last name was WILKERSON??

It's one of the last 12 acceptable prejudices.

Well, I would be rather surprised that a half-naked muscleman somehow managed to hide in my cubical.

If I'm going to use this for my World of Darkness game, they need to do some about wizards, ghosts, and fairies.

"What We Do" is a New Zealish mockumentary about a bunch of vampires. The sequel appears to focus on a small-ish bit in the original involving werewolves who were just as inept and petty as the vampires.

It would be wildly hypocritical of me to say something like that.

That's a terrible thing to say about Nicole Kidman!