She was on NCIS: Los Angeles for a while.

I absolutely 100% mean murder. Gorillas may not be fully sapient, but they most certainly can and do possess a theory of self.

The Mom apparently was trying to wrangle at least two or three OTHER children in addition to the three-year-old. And Cincinnati's zoo is an older zoo, and the enclosure was an older enclosure, but this kid had to WORK to put himself in danger. Over the fence, through a hedge, and then fling himself into the moat…

Yes, the mother did nothing wrong. I feel the culpability lays with the three year old - toddlers that age are impulsive, but this kid had to navigate an obstacle course of barriers to get to that gorilla, he could have turned back or stopped before he was in real danger - and the zoo itself for not immediately…

Lady Chatterly's Lover was the 2nd soft core porno I ever saw.

How did your mom react to the very vigorous sex scene?

I dry shaved until I was in college. In retrospect, it might explain something about my complection in high school.

Clearly the Predator isn't trying hard enough.

I remember Lloyd in Space, and his buddies Eddie and Kurt. It was a lot like Recess but in space.

I'm more inclined to shame the zookeepers.

Can we shame them for two reasons?

Well, 1990s parents might be a little squeamish with the unmarried male duck having a daughter out of wedlock.

Jesus fucking Christ, AV Club.

If Jesus were a self-absorbed asshole.

No, they're literally like email server daemons but with quill and parchment messages.

The association is 100% because of Athena, but Athena's an old goddess, so the reason WHY the owl is associated with her has been lost to time. Some theories do agree with you, claiming it's the big eyes, so that it sees the whole truth. Other just say that the Minoan Athena was a bird goddess who somehow got…

You have the best backyard.

The argument was about how pig shit isn't notably thicker than other livestock shit, right?

something something tap Julie Taymor something something hurr hurr.

Dude dated Edna Crabapple, I got nothing but mad respect for him.