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It wasn't a list at all. It was about one specific scene.

*shakes head, slowly and sadly*

That was 17 years ago! Those kids have kids of their own who aren't going to movies!

Kids these days are enormous sissies.

Calling people on a landline to ask them about their viewing habits is what I was talking about, but nice outrage.

Rizza. Just like it's spelled.

Call me when he releases an album with Interpol's Zenigata.

The film industry has been saying for years that young people don't go to movies unless you pander the fuck out of them, hence everything being PG-13.

Doesn't this mean the problem is actually Baby Boomers who cling to their antiquated methods and technologies in the face of literally nobody else in the world giving a shit?

Isn't Adam Devine Jack Black's Non-Union Mexican Equivalent?

But maybe we could hurry up with "Die Hard in a Gas Station Bathroom"?

And Woody Allen has goddamn four.

I don't normally go for blondes, but Adam McKay up there is a beautiful woman.

Hamilton stole almost its entire score from 1934's Stand Up and Cheer!.

Capitalism collapses completely if we do that.

Maybe we should just send all of our pop stars to camps in Kansas or Nebraska, and never allow them access to any outside culture.

Isn't that Resident Evil?

But not too tall to fit in a steamer chest.

Fuck off, Barney. I don't need a wingman who's better looking than me.