Because he's fucking terrible. He's somehow made me miss the days of Russel T. Davies, which I wouldn't have thought POSSIBLE five years ago.

And for the first 8 Doctors, the feeling guilty part.

Steven Moffat can go fuck himself.

According to whom?

Because this is The Internet, of course they missed the opportunity.

So they're basically AMVs but with The Simpsons instead of a Japanese cartoon.

That would be an appropriate Lady Dynamite GIF, yes.

That works.

*sigh*

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The world record for distance traveled by a tornado is 219 miles. The nearest salt water shoreline from Las Vegas is Laguna Beach, 278 miles away. This Sharknado has beaten the world record by nearly 60 miles!

That's her natural feminine musk.

My suspicion is that it's a function of age. Given time, all Gems develop distinct personalities based on their experiences.

Lapis is, in the parlance of my people, "Best Gem"

Oh, for crying out loud.

What could they even censor!? It was all innuendo and inference!

John Caponera does a great Harry Caray impression.

There will be blood in the streets if we don't get an Onsen episode before the series ends.

We should be getting "Steven Floats" next week.

And I made the dumb mistake of trying to find the clip to link to.