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The X-Men used to play baseball all the time. I believe that beats the Rubies' non-human record by some 25 years.

'swhy I'm only slightly disappointed, rather than wholly.

Yep! I'm pretty sure we're actually getting weekly episodes for the whole summer.

I'm only slightly disappointed Eyeball didn't make some reference to something being over 9000, given the blatant parallel to Vegeta's first appearance in her first appearance.

"Man, Rubies are really dumb."

Sailor Moon's baseball episodes seem like they'd be more appropriate comparisons, given how proudly Steven Universe wears its influences on its sleeve.

You misspelled George Lazenby.

I don't think that a female James Bond will necessarily lead to no longer having women murdered for the crime of being beautiful and in his general proximity. Lesbians are very popular with action movie filmmakers and filmgoers.

Look, I'm fine with a woman James Bond, but she damned well better still be called James Bond and just as enthusiastically borderline rape Bond Girls as the male James.

He's kind of an off-brand Dane Cook.

Is the solution to receive $49.95 a month from thousands of people?

Crucial to understanding the entire novel!

Well, it was originally a scary ass looking hairy spider. TV didn't have big SFX budgets back then.

I remember being vaguely let down that they didn't have the pre-teen sewer gangbang. I was old enough to know what a gangbang was but not old enough to understand network standards & practices.

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to use Birmingham native Ozzy Osbourne for that episode?

The Grudge had a girl? I thought it was all inexplicably moist walls and such.

That's how I read it.

My favorite reality show is "None"

I use my words. People are less likely to misunderstand me, then.