Wait, Roger Federer isn't going to be The Doctor? I'm clearly not using this twitter thing right!

I just spent 2 and a half minutes trying to backspace a period that was actually a smudge on my screen.

You get partial credit for any of these that actually happen on s2 of Westworld.

Space Cats (just wanna go back to Earth)

Kidnapping victims account for like 87% of Duck Dynasty's ratings.

Here's a poem I wrote, called "Downpour".

A tasteful ensemble.

"We want a property that's already successful."

So I have probably like 40 comments bookmarked from the history of CZ, not nearly enough and mostly my own unfortunately. Plus I have the Pete & Pete discussions that I participated in heavily and sometimes go back over.

Random Post Trilogy pt. 3: Wrestling Stuff

P.S.: Another weird, ancient pop song I've discovered through hearing it 8,000 times at work is Billy Ocean's "Loverboy," which has a catchy/goofy chorus and, more importantly, an awesomely ridiculous, Star Wars/Jim Henson inspired 1985 music video impersonating the Mos Eisley Cantina and Tatooine where they create an…

Now that I've been on both sides of the counter (as a customer and a cashier), it's funny to realize how much I have the exact same habits as every confused person who comes up to buy stuff. Like, staring at the card swiper like it's a math quiz as I wait for prompts. Or taking way too long to consider questions like…

** The Evil Dead trilogy are possible alternate movies.

I got, like, halfway:

Yay!

I like how his name always sounds like a German newspaper's being sourced. "Arsenal hires a new youth coach, per Mertesacker".

Alisdair Wilkins is taking his Doctor Who reviews to Inverse, which somehow looks exactly like every other all-purpose-culture website at the same time.

I have a smart phone now. I feel very sophisticated.

Wow, basically every show that ended too soon will have returned pretty soon! (Except Firefly, of course)

I time-stamped this to the good part