"You'll have to excuse me. My brain was frozen for like half a century. Buy war bonds!"

Wait. Emily VanCamp was supposed to be Peggy Carter's daughter?

You know what they say: It takes a celeb to date a celeb.

Yeah, that one is awesome. It has so many elements, and they just get funnier.

Probably Third Wheel Legend. There's a lot of good ones, though.

No, but they can still come over for Thanksgiving.

My IRL surname, Braun, is 1,772nd most common in the world and not surprisingly 16th most common in Germany.

VladtheDouchebag?

I've only seen a couple of episodes, but…

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Yeah, what's up with this reprise of summer humidity? Don't tease me with nice weather, Florida! (Seriously, I was making deliveries at 3 am Wednesday morning and it might as well have been Noon).

I've been avoiding this show, but now I see why Pulp & Narwhal are so obsessed. I laughed for the whole 30 seconds. That may be the worst thing in TV history.

In the endless Team Game we're currently playing (where our opponents appear to be milking the clock as a form of protest), I will probably attempt the following over the next 2 turns: I'll reinforce my Tasmanian troops to yr regions, leaving 1 which you will have to kill (sorry, brave soldier and/or troop unit, it's…

Congrats, Tere. I had planned to say "You just won RISK, what are you gonna do next??"

Agents of Shield has good twists.

I really enjoyed that, TY.

This is based on John Belushi's classic Samurai Superman sketch, right?

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Will he accept $5000 to interrupt this week's SNL?