I was just clicking on the link when I saw this. Hilarious time jump punchline!

Yeah, who cares? *sniff* I know I don't…hold on, something…in my eye…

Yeah I really enjoyed the first season of that. At least one more season would only be just of the Crazy Internet TV Gods.

Lazy Writers, Destroying America!

Nic Cage
is
Jim Mora
in
PLAYOFFS??!?!
(Coming This Fall)

I really enjoyed that movie.

………………………………God?

Lucky Charms?!!?!

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get!

When is a door not a door?

A pencil?

FWIW: I was able to answer the riddle not by solving it, or by checking the walk-through. But after mulling it over unsuccessfully for an hour, I remembered the game had actually given me the answer on an obscure scrap of paper on a whole other part of the world, and I'd thought "This must mean something later, I'll…

*buzzes in *

So cute.

Semi, you're up.

Dave grew a tail. Or so I heard.

-Sacked to death by 9 Green Bay Packers because my offensive line is non-existent.

Sorry to hear about your cousin, Michelle.

Happy Late Birthday, Lloyd Braun, grand old relatively super young man of the CZ!

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum, and one night…one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the…