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That field goal would have been especially cruel since UF's coach called a time-out to ice the kicker and wound up giving him a second chance after he missed the kick that didn't count.

An Alabama fan is walking on a pier and he sees a man holding a sign that says CRUISES $25.00. That seems like a good price for a cruise, so he forks the 25 bucks over to the man. The man hits him over the head and throws him into the water.

Thankfully, bad football can be fun football

I remember a few years back one of the AV Club writers (I want to say Noel Murray, but I'm not sure) was talking about how when you get interviews with actors who are doing press junkets, they'll often breeze through talking to people from publications they don't recognize or value, and save their good stuff for the

*cocks shotgun*

Aubrey Hepburn is great in Breakfast at Tiffany's, but her performance in The Limey was frankly shocking.

I picked the Courtney Barnett link and listened to her songs for a few hours and she is great, so thanks.

The important thing is either way you'd die on the way down.

They made an Indiana Jones one for slightly older readers that had like 100 possible endings or more, and only one was a happy ending where the heroes survived.

No, man. I would fucking die. But watching that guy do it is pretty awesome.

I tried Adderall for a week or two and it didn't do anything for me (although at least it didn't have side effects like Abilify, which made me feel like I was gonna climb of my skin).

Hold the anchovies, you will. When 900 years old you are, not so strong your stomach will be.

Yeah, it was awesome! I believe you actually linked me to it, drunky. ;-) Sometime in mid-2014 during that 2 months of being Vegan when I was always lightheaded. I should really try doing that again.

wtf is rectify lol

The first time I went into a mental hospital was a little over a decade ago. Actually, Psych Rehab is a better term. It was integrated with drug and alcohol rehab. I went in voluntarily after a suicide attempt and ended up staying two nights before taking some outpatient classes. I had about the lightest restrictions

We have MUBI to thank for this boundless utopia!

And if there is something else beyond, he isn't scared because
It's bound to be less boring than today
It's bound to be less boring than tomorrow