it was boring and stupid and the hitchcock references were trite.

Yeah same here. This game was impossible.

RIP American Empire

Wow I can't believe that Jonathan Rosenbaum is commenting on the AV Club! Can I have your e-autograph? Also, nice choice of username!

"I'm just trying to get my kids back" is one of the only pop culture references that I quote. It's just too good.

Stacy you're awesome never change.

because it is a bad movie that he did not like

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It's not like you can make a bad movie good with more gore or something. There's no overcoming bad editing and cinematography.

Wow…just wow. Just wow.

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Leonard Cohen - Suzanne
Leonard Cohen - Suzanne
Leonard Cohen - Suzanne
Leonard Cohen - Suzanne
Leonard Cohen - Suzanne
Leonard Cohen - Suzanne
Leonard Cohen - Suzanne

If you want to make everyone uncomfortable and slightly frightened
Just put Bloodrock's D.O.A. on repeat.

I think that forcing people to listen to Weezer counts as torture under various international acts.

My road trips are usually just full of incomprehensible screaming so the lyrics really don't matter.

It's gotta be Fela Kuti.

Ok now I am about 3 times more exited upon hearing about a huge aquatic god.

There isn't anything redeemable. Don't be fooled by these AVclub writers with the glint in their eyes, they are only trying to lead you down a path of loneliness and despair.

Well Cher did briefly join Kiss for an ill-fated '82 tour.

Melvins have a version of Goin' Blind that is actually good.