I listen to a lot of music with horrible lyrics and I don't mind at all, but Kiss just has boring dinosaur cock rock beneath it. I mean, I understand the appeal, they probably put on a fine show. But why anyone would buy an album is beyond me.

Man Gus van Sant has had one of the weirdest fucking careers.

What's a "book?"

Correction
There had too been feature length animated films before Snow White, just not in America. The Adventures of Prince Achmed is probably the most famous one.

If simpsons porn turns you on, I'm gonna have to judge, sadly.

Wait is Futurama a hipster thing now? I always thought it was a geek thing. I haven't seen it regardless.

Man, Lightning Bolt are plenty pop, I don't know what you're talking about.

Nice to know that you are literally seven years old.

Not to cross ZM, but NBK is really really bad. Like just taking a bunch of randomly chosen stylistic elements and seeing what fits.

"made of awesome and win"

I'm groggy this morning
So I was wondering what the hell Jean-Luc Godard was doing with Joss Whedon for a good minute and a half.

Everyone decided that L.A. sucks. Sorry man, AV Club just hates your city, no hard feelings.

God damn it you fixed Feature:Feature, what did I tell you?

Oh my god, AV Club user blogs would be the worst thing.

Feature:Feature is awesome, don't you dare fix it.

Ratings are cool cause I get to pretend anyone cares about my opinions, but something in the back of my head says that this will cause problems down the road. Can you imagine the assholes who will pour out righteous anger when the reviewer disagrees with the AV club goers at large? It's madness I tell you!

That's almost Mad-TV level political humor right there fauxlecks, good job!

fuck you

Return of the Living Dead sucks

We all know that the best part about Dawn is the zombie that looks at the rifle the entire movie.