Well that describes Couples Retreat perfectly but it's getting comments. Maybe you should have tacked on "in limited release" to that list of attributes.

I fucking love Flaherty
So I'll probably like this. Glad it's getting a release, even though in all probability it won't be coming here.

Still in color, more gore, you'll probably like it.

Actually, all the AV Clubers other than Rabin are black. Little known fact.

These guys
Annoy the fuck out of me.

Is there literally anyone who does not like Val Lewton. I think that's biologically impossible.

Well first, have you seen Night?

The segment with Leslie Nielsen is just plain perfect.

Man if you haven't experienced a White Album blowjob I feel sorry for you man.

I've liked them both in various projects, but the idea of them working together does nothing for me.

TWO PAINFULLY COOL HIPSTER GIRLS
TWO PAINFULLY COOL HIPSTER GIRLS

Yeah but on the negative side you have to live in North Carolina.

I'm sorry but you're all wrong. It was merely mediocre.

I'm sorry, I live in "real america" and by "real america" I mean Washington D.C.

I'm not sure that hipsters actually exist. They're like bigfoot, I've only seen them in blurry photographs.

Yeah, but you'd just do that for fun so it doesn't mean anything.

Oh my god I can't believe I just typed that.

No, but Garth Brooks is excellent.

hahahahaha

hahahaha paranoid android hahahahahaha