I do know you pinkie. I was that hobo you paid a bottle of listerine too so I would let you give me a bj.

Let me destroy Xmen first class for all of you. Remember the scene where Professor X goes out of his way to justify wearing the campy x suits by saying they are bulletproof? Why did the bullet Magneto deflects cripple X then? It's piss poor horridly written and atonal. You should all scratch your eyes until the jelly…

This film is no worse then xmen first class. You're all a bunch of sightless moles burrowing in the fetid earth of your own narcissism. I wish death on all of you. You're vacuous shells of humanity making fools of yourselves on internet. You will fade into obscurity and nothingness. Look on the eternal and despair.

@ shorepatrol
That comment made no sense. You're entire existence makes no sense. You're a cesspool of idiocy, like a turgid bathtub of dog shit.

@ shorepatrol
Just for that idiot fucking comment i'm going to slit your throat and fuck the gaping wound while imaging your spurting blood is your whore mother's gizzisms cascading on my erect cock

everyone on this thread is a whore mongering queer.
each of you will die pathetic and alone.

Horrible Nameless One
17 March 2011 | 5:07 PM CDT
Now you're just being jerky

this thread rates as one of the most disgraceful failures of comedy of all times.

good for you bro.
Now stop femming up the boards with your effete posts.

I'm the ghost of james joyce forsaken to forever haunt these boards and be forever nauseous and the mediocrity of the av club's staff''s prose.

the sad thing is cathylov is a better commenter than the entire website combined.

you don't even know how to work a keyboard to you the way this site works would appear to magic because of your subnormal intelligence.

learn how the fucking site works dick.

no one gives a shit.

@tibbers
The line balls, baby,balls was yelled best by your mom amidst my epic teabagging session of her.

Battle Los Angeles looks like the director hurled his feces at the screen hoping something would stick.
Mars needs moms looks like a nightmare Robert Zemeckis had after he fell asleep exhausted from another night of fellating spielberg.

barney's the nonfunctional one.
"We still have tried lady duff."

@4gm
you will die a peasant's death, alone and surrounded by mountains of x-files tapes.
I have foreseen it.

@thoughtful ape
your gimmick is horeshit

Detroit is a feculent whore.