I want to watch all the smurfs smurf each others smurfs while papa smurf smurfs his own smurf.

My pterodactyl just squawks politely, turns off the lamp, and sighs, "It's a living."

Tarantino is just angry about all of balls gay orgies.
He's mad he wasn't invited.

The unborn go to the first circle of hell.

You sound like a broke hobo.
Indie movies are universally terrible.

Ebert's a faceless pederast.
This movie looks like excrement.

the above post aroused me

Another day…another abortion of comedy by an av club commentator

Make piece of shit films liberal queer mongers would like.