So Sarah Palin might actually be a were-lizard bitten by a man?

Well, that and Bernie actually seems to have a chance at winning.

Bush sounded like he wanted to be the establishment candidate, but when Rubio trumped him by being vaguely ethnic and Florida-focused and thus being able to take on the mantle of being the GOP Obama, his campaign was more an exercise in selling books, if his has one.

Wait, is this actually Debbie Wasserman-Schultz's account?

Well, yeah, but Joe Kennedy was a creep who had his own daughter lobotomized to make her easier to handle.

You know, I might actually give a Neopets TV show a chance if they adapted some of the earlier stuff before it got weird and your pets could own pets who could also own pets.

Fair point. I think Darin was a producer, though.

Miller's hat keeps the shade off his head.

I heard about Aristophanes and read one of his plays in high school. Reading ancient Greek masturbation jokes really helps bust the notion that the Greeks were a vaunted bastion of Western civilization.

Jim Gilmore - still technically a Presidential candidate!

Both Quantum and Witch Hunters are also mentioned - @Sillstaw:disqus 's feature just takes the most nonsensical choice of the four "best known for" choices.

JTT's career now mostly consists of appearing in and directing the occasional episode of Tim Allen's ABC sitcom.

I can watch James Frain in almost anything but Gotham.

He also appeared as a significant character on Intruders, created by Morgan.

The manager appeared in three other Morgan episodes and the movie no one liked.

Ironically, I saw Duane Barry for the first time a few days ago.

And also Andy Richter.

I figured his line about having a patient who thought he was a werewolf was some sort of foreshadowing, but apparently not.

Of course not. I'm not an idiot.

She looks a little… preserved.