Is that a prequel to The Magicians I never heard of?

No, the other one's got Alex Kingston and John Barrowman.

Beauty and the Beast was cancelled. >_>

They did, and DC told us we had to take Ray Palmer and like it.

*sigh*

And apparently the star of Outlander won the distaff award, which seems like the only time that's going to happen.

Here I was hoping it was created by Greg Garcia and starred Lucas Neff.

I instinctively hiss and run for the shadows at the mention of it because of the enthusiastic writeups it got in the WOTs.

Better find a video of him eating a hot dog. They're mostly mouths and assholes.

My condolences from Tampa.

We tried that in Florida, electing an insurance company executive who was involved in the biggest fraud settlement ever and repeatedly pled the Fifth during the trial.

Well, you are what you eat.

Bran: The Muffin that Rises.

Money, my dear boy.

Correction: America would watch a battle royale between them. If we're lucky, two would enter, none would leave.

This is the only proper instance of when a gerbil should be up a butthole.

There's good and bad points to procedurals. My parents have watched countless reruns of the Law and Order franchise, which is how I managed to sell them on The Flash and Daredevil given the shared actors.

Dammit, A.V. Club, how am I gonna break the news to her?

To be fair to the guy, Avery *is* a creepy hick. The man burned a cat alive.

I know, we all saw that episode of Homeland.