In hindsight, some Aubrey-Maturin novels are probably exactly what my dad would enjoy at Christmas. I suppose I can add some to the Fargo-related paraphernalia under the tree.

For all the shit durian gets, I ate some frozen durian and it tasted like vanilla pudding, so it's not a bad fruit in my book. I can't stand pears, though.

I sometimes play Age of Empires 2 with the M&C soundtrack subbed in for the game music. It's a pretty good fit.

Being a wishy-washy anti-vaxxer.

The official word is that they couldn't come to a resolution in contract negotiations - Dourdan's drug arrest came shortly after that.

He's also got two daughters who appear in things. One of them even got her own CW show for a season.

Something I've been meaning to ask: What's Haven about? I heard it was vaguely based on a Stephen King detective yarn?

Someone wake up Nabin!

I bought two of the things in this list! I finally feel like the A.V. Club's taste finally intersects with mine!

It's an adorable gift for small children!

I dunno, his first writing job in TV was as a story editor for the first three seasons of Bones.

Except Cleavon Little smiling looked genial - when Lance Reddick smiles, I worry that I'm about to die in horrifying fashion.

As the Crimson King.

I've never seen that show, like many other shows.

Jason Momoa was a popular fan-casting choice, but he might be a little too expensive and popular now.

The star of Battleship and John Carter? No thanks.

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

Maybe a little more season 2 than season 3, though.

People, has everyone forgotten magic underwear?

Kurtwood Smith for Czernobog, please.