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Feh.

Jim Henson's Tupac Babies

I remember an episode of The Andy Griffith Show where Barney tells Gomer about citizen's arrests and then proceeds to make an illegal U-turn, prompting Gomer to place Barney under citizen's arrest.

I hope he was wearing that exact suit during the incident.

"Dad, I wish you could just shut your big yapper!"

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the

"cannot imagine summoning up a stronger feeling than 'eh' unless the
first lady literally terrorizes small towns with her biker gang."

Inventor of the Rum Ham.

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.

I hope the Blu-Ray features include corpsing footage.

*Is crushed by falling scenery*

*Shoots webbing*

Don't forget Turkish Spider-Man!

Do you really need the spoiler tags when the article mentions the movie in question?

Don't forget his performance as lovable Ben Chapman in 42!

I'm a wealthy American industrialist, uh, looking to open a silver mine
in the mountains of Peru and, uh, before I invest millions in a lucrative
mine, I, I'd like to go a little native. Uh, get the feel of their condiments, of their unmentionables, you know, the real, uh, gritty-gritty.

I need more dong!

Don't forget his performance as a product of small-town Oklahoma in August: Osage County.

"Push the button, Scott."

The first movie Abbie's Mom and I saw together was Revolutionary Road. Luckily, it wasn't our first date, so we got over it.