Crushed, if you please.

See also: The Journalist and the Murderer, by Janet Malcolm, a book about the MacDonald/McGinniss feud that Modern Library placed on its 100 Best Nonfiction Books list.

It was no way to teat a lady.

Was the scene shot on a parkay floor?

The real killing joke is in his pants.

I'll take this as a Downton Abbey spinoff wherein the car crash gave Cousin Matthew superpowers, including time travel. I'll wait for Maggie Smith's cameo.

I can't wait to find out whether Michael Moore finally gets his interview with Reggie!

No. There is only one Paul Rudd scene. Ever.

Not any more.

Casselton snob!

Snow White was the legitimate heir to the throne in her movie, right?

What luck! Two opportunities to post this link in as many days!

The AV Club needs that sweet, sweet Duracell money.

*Anthony Michael Hall shoves another neighbor*

What did you think "Put your money where your mouth is" means?

Birdman was about the magic of the theatah.

"At this point I have to break the article with a bit of a warning. I'm going to venture down a path that a lot of Disney fans try their best to ignore: the real links connecting the Disney film Robin Hood to the modern-day Furry community."

*Grim Reaper X's out November 30, giggles as he turns calendar to December*

The A.V. Club

"Sorry about my face!"