There is no giant, no monster, no thing called "Douglas" to be followed….

He's great in the The Night Of.

He's an eye creature?

I was led to believe a witch would swoop past on her broomstick!

…all within an hour.

He just needs his Reese's Pieces.

I got uneasy when he gave the book to the baby to play with.

1980, which brought the world 401(k), chill out, ginkgo biloba, NIMBY, and ziplock.

"Predisent" is already taken.

Trumpy Bear can't afford to alienate the polar bears.

Hush - you'll get the Bearnie Bros stirred up again!

Kurt Russell, too (for your first list)

Shepard Smith would like a word with you.

It's the aural version of Spot.IM.

You should live in Gordon Cole's dreams instead.

As long as Lane Smith, James Rebhorn, and Maury Chaykin are on board, it's all good.

The Westphalls shouldn't have bought Tommy that snow globe on their trip to Washington State.

Rice Quislings.

Uncle Scrooge could teach Uncle Ben some things.

They do indeed. I make a killing marketing them as Franklin Roosevelt memorial plaques for $17.99 apiece.