Thunderbird or GTFO!

"I have my rights! I have my rights! It was Callahan!"

All the Presidents after him followed suit, too. It was Wilson, I think, who brought back in-person addresses.

I've seen shit that'll turn you white!

Bill Hicks once had a bit along these lines:

Oh dear, my community theater is doing a musical version of It's a Wonderful Life this weekend! I know there are at least two such adaptations, though, so maybe we lucked out.

I was disappointed that this article left out one of the funniest bits of the 1876 election.

Probably, which Wikipedia tells me was the immortal Thomas W. Ferry of Michigan.

"The Constitution states that the president of the Senate (then
Republican Vice President Henry Wilson) shall present the electoral
results to Congress…."

Well, she's sounded 80 since the '40s.

Pshaw! He'll be remembered for his appearance in the pivotal scene in Trainwreck.

They certainly screwed themselves out of a skywindfall.

Chiropractors, for me. I don't remember what the issue was, but they were giving their patients a form letter to sign and then faxed each sheet to our office, so our machine was churning out hundreds of the fucking things over the course of a week or two, and most of the patients weren't even our constituents. …

For this, I would recommend making damn sure that anyone doing this uses their own words. Form letters are bad enough, but form phone calls - or even the repetition of similar catchphrases from call to call - get old fast. Organized communications only work to a point, at which you risk even sympathetic legislators…

On the other hand - and I'm speaking as someone who has worked in legislative offices - you absolutely do not want to get a reputation in the office as that guy, the very mention of whose name makes the staffers' eyes roll. To the extent the legislator hears any of your concerns, it will be filtered through the…

Bryce Dallas Howard turned down your invitation to prom?

Come, now. Everyone knows Arnold = a pig.

Early in life I had to chose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have not seen reason to change.

Oh, the pain!

Indeed there was, starring John C. McGinley and David Johansen.