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We're all in Tommy Westphall's snow globe.

Fun Fact: P. T. Barnum also dabbled in politics. He served a few terms in the Connecticut legislature, unsuccessfully ran for Congress, and served as mayor of Bridgeport, CT.

I smell a caper in the offing!

"And so you see, Simon and Simon weren't brothers in real life. Only on television."

J'nah.

"The sheriff is near!"

It was a little strange to see Batman battle an out-of-shape guy from Milwaukee, but I liked his catchphrases.

I'd buy him as Gilderoy Lockhart.

They sure do!

The A.V. Club

Green peaness is evil.

[ ]oops!

Autopsy reveals Phyllis Schlafly was a bunch of cats taped together!

Taurog was even more of a badass (or asshole) in the version I heard - he had a crew member actually take the dog behind a building and fire a gun. Once he got the performance from Cooper that he wanted in that scene, he had the dog brought back out, alive and well. Understandably, the experience fucked Cooper up

"Lousy Spot.IM punks think they're so great!"

We're taking a trip to Japan next month, and in the course of my preparations I learned that the Japan's post office also offers banking services.

But looking on Wikipedia, anyway, it appears the Blondie movies weren't serials - they were features (short features, but still over an hour each).

Trash like that can see itself out.

They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!