I actually know the guy on the far left of the picture following the tweet - he had posted a one-on-one picture with Lopez on Facebook last night!

Nave & Quinoa for me, thank you very much.

Lower….

Speak for yourself - I have Schwimmer itch!

As if Ron Moody wasn't all the sexy a screen could handle.

What's the rumpus?

So Mort Sahl's a real person, not just some fiction created by lazy crossword puzzle creators?

*Donald Sutherland presses nose to the window as Jackie Chan gets an honorary Oscar inside*

I see what you did there!

Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis, action, John McClane, "Yippee Ki Yay, Motherfucker!", cut. Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis.

"My, my, my, my, Palpatine, what would your mama say?"

Boy and the World was nominated for last year.

Exactly - it's first because the states chose not to ratify what Congress intended (for whatever reason) to be the first two amendments, not because there's some special significance in being #1, which seemed to be where White Suburban Punk was going.

*Death looks at calendar, sees four months of 2016 to go, giddily rubs skeletal hands together*

Abby Norman? Didn't Marty Feldman steal her brain?

Bill Hicks had a bit along those lines:

Just saying that the reason the First Amendment is the First Amendment is because the first two in the twelve-amendment package Congress passed weren't ratified by the states. If enough states had ratified the congressional pay amendment in 1791 (instead of in 1992), it would have been the First Amendment, and free…

<pedant>When Congress approved the first amendments to the Constitution, it was a list of twelve, with what we now call the First Amendment being third. The first two on the list weren't as sexy as the remaining ten. The first would have ultimately set the minimum (or maximum, depending on whom you ask - apparently…

"Huzza! she spurns the Northern scum!"

It's not just for crossword puzzles anymore!