Surely it would be the General Tso.

The clowns in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (the statue when his bike his stolen and the "doctors" in the nightmare scene) made a big impression on me for a while.

Still better than his elusive brother Robert, though.

It affords me sincere pleasure to be able to apprise you of the entire removal of the Cherokee Nation of Indians to their new homes west of the Mississippi.

Of the Peniscola Penistons.

It will be giant chicken fights and Conway Twitty performances.

"Wrong!" - The ghost of Dana Carvey

She has that effect on people.

You mean "Academy Award nominee Bad Grandpa"!

The security footage of the kiss said early February, and Naz was arrested in late October, so about four months.

I read that as "Butt Ballers"!

My public laugh-so-hard-I-had-trouble-breathing moments involved the Jackass movies and Gilbert Gottfried's cameo in A Million Ways to Die in the West.

#NotAllDrakes

Fun fact: One of Brian Keith's last roles was as William McKinley in Rough Riders.

Was his first name Carlos?

Found the right title: How Bugs Bunny Won the West (so close!)

I think that was a TV special, with Western-themed clips (How the West Was Fun, maybe?)

"I gotta admit I always wanted to get Edgar Allan Poe in a headlock. That thing is like a pumpkin!"

Jim Henson's Lawyer Babies

And how's your crazy Puerto Rican friend taking it?