"after accidentally falling from a cliff in Hawaii."

"My space!" *stomp stomp* "My space!"

St. Paddy O'Cripply's was at the other end of the old neighborhood from Our Lady of Donnybrook.

I always think of this one crackpot on Shark Tank who tried to interest the sharks in a plan he had to extract "mang-a-nese and gold" from seawater. I liked that he seemed to think the manganese angle was as exciting as the gold.

Not so - it closed last fall and is being replaced by a Jimmy Fallon-themed ride (seriously).

A Jefferson Davis was village president of Menomonee Falls, WI, about a decade ago and resigned after some campaign finance shenanigans were exposed, so your gut instinct checks out!

"You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly."

We watched that as part of a college course on Mexican-American politics, and I believe the final exam was dedicated almost exclusively to its themes. I haven't seen the movie since, but I remember liking it.

That Awkward Moment? I don't think Zac Efron was that much better there.

Definitely "maybe". As a Republican, my biggest fear is that, as so often in the past, Republicans will learn the wrong lessons from their defeats. ("Shoulda gone with Cruz, I tell ya!")

I locked my keys in the car at the Chicago Botanic Garden. I'm just glad I noticed it right away and was able to get it resolved within an hour so we could finally enjoy the gardens themselves, which are very nice if you've never been (which I hadn't).

I told Abbie's Mom, "That haircut probably wasn't the best idea when it comes to a trial," and not two seconds later, Stone called him out on it, too.

I think it's been about a month since the arrest, which was around October 24/25. I'm pretty sure some of the security footage of Box visiting the timeline locations said November 24 or so.

"It's only a model."

Fucking goldbricker!

The highlight reel will be nothing but the sex scenes from Moment by Moment.

Unclean! Unclean!

Well, now I know Kermit's O-face when he jerks off.

"Sad! When I'm President there'll be so many big, classy movies about how great the CIA is you'll get sick of them, believe me!"

I look forward to learning who Calvin Coolidge's Secretary of Magic was.