I think I get what you're saying about 300, but can it really Islamophobic (as opposed to xenophobic, for example) when the Battle of Thermopylae took place more than a millennium before Muhammad was even born?

Sondheim also wrote the songs in Dick Tracy and got an Oscar for one of them.

That will certainly be news to our Jewish overlords.

I don't think there's a person in this room who wouldn't love to watch Donald Trump pick blueberries!

It's all in keeping with the Onion's motto: Tu Stultus Es.

My wife, Eleanor!

I was so confused until I looked it up and learned the ever-angry comedian is Lewis Black.

What’s wrong, now, with a father marrying his son for love & to avoid tax penalties?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

I was surprised, too. I believe this makes him the only nominee for "Worst Director of All Time", per The Golden Turkey Awards, still alive (Ed Wood won). Of course, that was written back in 1980, and many worthy contenders have entered the industry since.

"[T]he game rips his shirt off as it sucks him[.]"

This episode was brought to you by the letters R, I, and P.

Mr. Johnson had enough of Grover's shenanigans at the restaurant, and he's burning the whole motherfucker down.

"A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down."

Brexit wouldn't have happened if Dudley Moore was still alive.

"You said O.J. twice."

Joel Grey in the series finale of original-recipe Dallas: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Harold Ramis did exactly that first and better!

Ed Wynn as the Mad Hatter, bitches.

She brings that sweet Laurel Canyon sound.