Call me a horrible human being, but I had two grandparents with Alzheimer's (which means I'm probably fucked, too), and I still think the movie's concept was funny.

"Sorry about my face!"

My mom says she had a huge crush on him back in the day (Dolenz, not the Scorpio killer), but she was 10 when the series began, so I can let that slide.

I think it was Victor Mature to whom Groucho Marx referred when, on being asked whether he'd seen Samson and Delilah, replied, "I don't go to movies where the men's tits are bigger than the women's."

I was in a middle school production of Black Comedy (with the naughtier lines removed), but I had forgotten he wrote it. I still have the script somewhere.

Coincidentally, TCM will be showing the movie later this week.

"Go on…."

"Not even one use of Nelson Riddle’s 'Lolita Ya Ya'"

When Abbie's Mom and I went to the open house for the house that is now ours, we noticed that one of the books on the shelves was Mein Kampf (and we later learned the previous owner was indeed born in Germany). Not the most savvy sales strategy, although he seemed nice, if a little eccentric, at the closing.

She underestimated the power of a queen with lovely hair.

He drowned in a pop can?

Just yesterday Madison's Isthmus ran an article about the making of the film at the UW: http://isthmus.com/screens/…

Not Me and Ida Know

It seemed to me the bowl had Hindi letters stamped on it (I don't know how clear that would have been to the contestants), and the glasses confirmed it.

The final episode will contain an homage to her notorious scene in S.O.B. Y'all know the one.

He's just as God made him, sir.

*Snaps dog's neck*

The finest president we ever had, until General Ripper went rogue and triggered the Doomsday Device.

And Sapphire is herself a creation of Tommy Westphall.

"Melissa McCarthy replaces Emile Hirsch as famous forager Christopher McCandless"