Wrong part of Asia.

Bad Internet! Bad!

But it did win one Oscar, for Bob Dylan's song.

Didn't Mariah Carey pinch-hit for Helen Mirren in Precious?

And they can both thank God for that.

I was just thinking the other day that this is often the case with the major state universities' flagship campuses.

Have we learned nothing from The Wizard of Oz?

If it's good enough for the billionaire villain in Kingsman, it's good enough for the 45th President of the United States, by God!

"My brother is a slut!"

The greatest thing Solondz ever did was the parents' anniversary cake in Welcome to the Dollhouse. Abbie's Mom and I want that exact cake for our 20th.

Yeah, but at least the dead stayed dead, Jon Lovitz's ghost's striking resemblance to Paul Reubens notwithstanding.

"Go, Dr. Dan! Go, Dr. Dan!"

Delaware's is pretty practical.

Somewhere, a Leonard Pierce gets his wings.

True New Mexicans only order from Venezia's. They don't cut the pizzas, and they pass the savings on to you!

Jerry, hello!

No, Hou!

There was a Gunnar in my grade (southern Wisconsin has Scandinavians aplenty).

Go on….

"Just shoot him (and his friends)! Then school life will be a paradise!"