Tim McGraw

*Interviewer asks about Spot.IM*

His parents lived to be very old - Dad 100, Mom 95 - so he's probably got a ways to go yet.

What that ad campaign really needs is spokesman Jared Harris.

Thanks for the input, Vice President Burr.

I saw an elephant eating shit directly from another elephant's ass. It simply reached in with its trunk and ate it.

I'm semi-demi-hemi-hoping that Gabe asked for the alcohol so he could MacGyver his way out somehow, but that's probably not going to happen.

I think Ben was starving himself so he could slip out of the handcuffs and escape.

"Great Job, Internet" montage of that phrase in 3…2…

"Their prize wasn't gold - it was knowledge. Knowledge was their prize!"

As if the Donald would want women to go around covered up.

Did he piss himself halfway through?

The Agony Booth has featured both:

The A.V. Club

"What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole. You fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade? You stupid fucking cunt. You idiot. Whoever told you you could work with men?"

"For all your Tor Johnson dildo needs"

"…and tits."

The final scene: https://youtu.be/qRxwBb7ev1…

We landed on the moon!

Exactly, and you didn't see John Adams and Thomas Jefferson fooling around with coloring books.