You just used "Snoop Dogg" and "Ivory Tower" in the same sentence. Ponder that.

This needs more likes.

George Lopez

I think the guy in Norway is an atheist actually, which surprised me

This would be the best "We Read What You Wrote There" ever if that feature hadn't been banished from these lands after Commentdammerung

This would have been a perfect time for an unregistered "Black Market Dentist" to make a clever joke. Sigh.

Ratner watched HBO before it was Asian

I'm gonna need Archmage to verify that

I've heard 3 pop songs in the last few years featuring "Jagger." Those being "Tik Tok," "Swagger Jagger," and "Moves Like Jagger."

Is he really that bad though? He's a pop star heartthrob. I think he excels at that, and I find his voice a lot more tolerable than those of teen idols from when I was a kid.

Oh I thought it said "Canadian woman" not "California woman."

The age of consent isn't 18 everywhere

I am unable to directly respond to you without being an asshole.

Cool story: 
V-Nasty tweeted a picture of my friend earlier tonight, which was weird. Before that, I had never heard of her.

"Elvis Jim" has a nice ring to it

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY

I was totally stupefied by that decision, mostly because at the time I hadn't heard about the diva-ing. But still, was the idea that "audiences think all black people look the same so we can replace him and no one will blink?"

I think you ate desiccant

sigh… I don't know if I really need to do this, but he's referring to a Newswire from last week about how Salman Rushdie called the Wire "just a police series." So now it is you who are the douche, as it were.

Three cheers for attentive grandchildren!