…hasn't someone written this exact same post before? I distinctly remember "Goblin is like a parody of what clueless country music fans think hip hop sounds like," and plagiarism will NOT be tolerated

Especially when the beer everyone else is drinking tastes like piss. It's not like you're being peer pressured into drinking a Trappist ale here.

BEGONE

PLEASE go away

Go away

…I love you

This, I like

….in their portrayal of hipsters?

Let me just continue this inevitable trend by saying LANAAAA!

In all seriousness, on my next vacation I plan to ask a local where to find the authentic racists

I wrestled for 7 years, and even wrestlers admit that the sport is gay

Har har har.

Are bears Catholic?

I reckon you're not from around these parts

Or maybe like… Black Bruce Banner? (BBB)

ZMF?

That's the problem: Jesus should have said "people need to stop believing in the childish assertion that the president and congress run the country." It's us bureaucrats that get the legwork done, for better and for worse. There's really a lot of room for interpretation no matter what your dept. is, and Frontline…

Something I haven't said in almost a decade: "Kazaa"

But that's where he keeps his eggs!

Now that he has reached sexual maturity, the sac has swollen to allow him to attract a mate