Haven't you already gone through 5 wives?

Internal Affairs is all up in their ass.

Don't forget the seemingly endless supply of "I was an extra on this movie" posts over there. My grandma waited in line to be an extra in A Good Man in Africa, and you don't see her blowing the horn about it.

Did Last Action Hero get a Raw Deal?

Kong '76 was a big hit—and, more amazingly, received some glowing reviews from some of time's heavy hitters of film criticism (Ebert, Canby, Kael).

Gotta admit
The picture of Jabba in such squalid conditions was damned atmospheric.

Nah, he seems kinda like a wussy namby-pamby, always "tempting" me with this and that. I usually succumb, but still.

A right-wing firebreather?
Film historians may wish to correct me here, but I've always been tickled by the fact that Heston participated in one of the first interracial love scenes in mainstream American film. Jim Brown and Raquel Welch had a bedroom scene in 100 Rifles, a couple of years before Heston's fling in…

Why is that every time you pick your nose, it's full again in a few minutes? Funkdat!

Piranha 2, y'all.

I think Death Wish V was on AMC last weekend.

I think he's more like the guy who brings the math teacher over to the slumber party as a human sacrifice.

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Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

Holy Shit, Lambert was actually in Soutland Tales. I was just kidding, dude!

Another Kelly trait
Getting batshit crazy casts. His next movie should have Christopher Lambert, Joe Pesci, and Ernie Hudson.

I'm in ur publik discorse, lashing owt wildly

I love it when people say "I love to read, but I can never find the time" and then watch hours and hours of reality shows.

"It's only an island if you look at it from the water."
RIP Chief.

If only this was a sequel to "Welcome Home Brother Charles" (killer penis movie)
And is 'Mo (of Phat Girlz phame) beating on Martin Lawrence? This shit just got real.

Wow, he wasn't kidding
There really are "swag bucks." Check out that fuckin' link.