Eh, unlike the Muppets one- this is pretty uninspired. The Log Lady isn't a cold character and Audrey isn't a bitch. This tumblr is lazy even by tumblr standards because the quotes don't manage to capture the characters at all (which is really the only way something like this could seem mildly clever).

Ah, in a perfect alt-reality, AVclub threads devolve into Oscar Wilde references instead of Simpsons' for the umpteenth time…

Maybe this can bring us all together in this holiday season a King of The Hill version:

slow clap, respect the art, man.

Hey, Craig Robinson has friends and i'm sure they all see movies together sometime!

I assume that's why Dance was in 'Patrick: Evil Awakens' a reboot/remake of a cult Aussie horror flick about a dangerous telepathic paralyzed patient in a poorly administrated hospital.

Eh, I'm pretty moderate and find both of their world views vile in different ways.

Seriously commencement etiquette is BS. They can leave whenever they want, and honestly, it would be a nice return to the formal radical Berkeley of the past if at least 100 students or so just walked out.

are you saying they lack…edge?

Ken Burns, the documentary guy. Was pretty cool talked about education and its place in history (then put in the context of media retelling history since was for a College of Communications grad commencement). Remember being slightly distracted by a bad dye job of his, but otherwise a fairly interesting/memorable…

fyi- he was talking about Boy Meets World which starred Fred Savage's (Kevin from the Wonder Years) younger brother.

…or someone being a tad pedantic in a popcultural comments section…fwiw- i like facts.

well yeah, they wouldn't want to offend God by watching football on a sunday. That's why Chick File has more sponsership during college football- saturday games! (that's totally just a theory I pulled from my ass).

money can be used to buy goods and services, Mr. Sandler.

Wow, when O'Neal does a newswire he at least hides contempt in snark. Calling the director or The Kingdom and Dancer in the Dark as a maker of misogynistic misery porn ?…well I guess if you only view his works through a very narrow lens you might see that. Also since the author decided to throw their own unnecessary…

see also: The Eagles and George Lucas

stupid pedantic commenters, not even getting paid for their factual input, heh.

I give up my demons to Galactus

lol, this guy!

no. our country is really bad at science, so of course we don't understand global warming science well.