We wouldn't want the white people to fuck up that sweet, soulful gospel swaying, now would we?

We wouldn't want the white people to fuck up that sweet, soulful gospel swaying, now would we?

Eagle!

Eagle!

You must realize your brilliant Grimes tie in, right?

You must realize your brilliant Grimes tie in, right?

Well, "Night Ripper" at least

Well, "Night Ripper" at least

If bullshit memories include massive amounts of the sticky icky and headphones, then I am in. It's good for nauseating nostalgia.

I took my little brother to see the very first "Land Before Time" in the theater when it came out. He was three or four, and the theater was just PACKED with preschoolers and kindergarteners. When the mama dinosaur got killed, the sniffles and sobs filled the theater. Still kinda chokes me up.

Yeah, he's no Ed Wood.

It's that same sad thinking that has many artists making "singles" these days and not "albums".

I beg to differ on specific points regarding tape quality. The problem wasn't the tapes, it was the players. I had a tape player from the early 80's that weighed like 30 pounds. Built like a brick turdhouse. Never chewed tapes, and every play sounded as good as the first: warm analog, good warm end,. But yeah, vinyl…

SPOILER ALERT: These apes end the movie in the Redwood Forest, where their sweet, treetop lovemaking will result in many offspring with genetically enhanced intelligence.

Starfruit. I thought they were called tulips. Internet kinks pop up faster than I can track 'em. Spotted bananas, on the other hand, are always to be avoided.

The Distillers has a badass female singer. Also, though probably not entirely your thing: Kristen Hersh. Always loved her manic, raspy singing. Especially Sunny Border Blue.

Bad apples, eh? The vials of saliva you included with the press kit may have sent the wrong message, Tom.

Having never heard of this movie before today I was shocked at the similarity between the premise and a true story of a woman that had done this in Portland, Oregon a couple of years ago. She got on Craigslist looking for people who had babies or were expecting (they post wanted ads for baby stuff), went to a woman's…

Let's get some momentum behind the "like" feature for A.V. Club articles. The people shall decide the articles that are worth reading here.

So, this flagging system should also be available for us to "like" the A.V. Club articles on this website. Some instant feedback for the writers.