Neither are Cracked's very own Wayne Gladstone, or his fucking book

http://r.fod4.com/s=w1000,p…

Groot fucked Taye Diggs? It all makes so much sense now!

Nothing about Dr. Malcolm Crowe's state of crushing denial about his existence as a ghost?

Anyone who even considered buying that soundtrack deserved to get the spoiler.

I heard that man say in a broadcast, "You see right now, they're losing, but what they want to be doing is winning."

The toys are in me.

He never did his dissertation. His lack of a Ph.D (that he seemingly could have completed easily, Wally being a genius and all, thereby leading to a better job as a chemistry professor long before he is stricken with cancer) was implied as a component in his simmering white man rage.

Mr. Mushroom Face

So do you think Shawn Hunter picked up an STD along the way?

So you can be a pimp and a prostitute too? Jack White is such an asshole.

Remus wants hotcakes. Remus always wants hotcakes.

It's Meema, goddamn you!

But then you went and pissed away all the good will from your incredible analysis with that god forsaken smiley face.

You, sir, have lowered the bar for everyone. Congratulations, dipshit.

Fargo…

I agree with Jonze, and would like to add Charlie Kaufman as well as, and especially, any collaboration between the two.

I didn't actually think you were taking his bit. It's like a 30-second sliver of a track I heard on Pandora. And FWIW, your comment was damn funny in its own right.

"Practically" is a key word there. And I'm quite surprised your dad turned down that blow job.

@rickycoogin:disqus Sounds like he's trying to tell you that he wants a big, glamorous coming-out party. Read between the lines, my man.