That one kinda ruined my lust for film, as well. But it fueled my lust for Ben Kingsley in ways I never knew possible. Sexy Beast indeed!

Demetri Martin has a bit about following "I'm not racist, but…" with regular remarks. It's pretty funny. I think you owe him $4 for your post.

Whom did you ball? Was it a conjugal visit?

He once told me he'd pummel me with the force of a Chinese coughing fit if I ever called him Craigyferg again.

Yes, and buttholes aplenty!

I expect better from Metamucil.

People use me all the time!

Billy West put his fist inside me once.

I agree. He had one line in the The Other Guys and his delivery made it one of the funniest in the movie. Get Mr. Woods more work now!

I think she looks like Richard Ayoade in "The Watch," and that comparison isn't racist because he's from some goddamn island country.

@avclub-39dd889e0ab668280dbd73c93917e652:disqus  So that would be Sean Bateman from Rules of Attraction?

Jude Law just farted, and it fucking stinks.

RYAN DUNN

Ryan Dunn

So, HDB, you openly admit to jacking off during the rape scene in Irreversible, but disappearing clothing is "too creepy" for you?

Also…

Stop putting gay things in Mr. Fhtagn's mouth.

I love the cut to Kramer's socialite cocktail party during that cold open, and when he's yelling out the window and then smash cuts to him trying keep the guy out of the apartment.

"Afterward, I found myself wishing a major director would lavish this kind of love and attention on a movie about my fetishes"

That movie did completely suck though, so I can understand leaving it in the septic tank where it belongs.