What about The Whole Nine Yards? She fucked the cop killer from Half-Baked and it didn't even get a mention?

All this talk about "black Ocean's Eleven" seems a little inappropriate. Chris Rock would not stand for such terminology, though everyone involved with Soul Plane thinks it's a hoot.

How is it a first? Because he said "new"?

She has psychopath written all over.. in blood and entrails, enough to make Jack Woltz happy with his situation by comparison.

Square.

KOTH got the sweet syndication money

The movie is 15 years old.. and I would love to see Jackson in the role. No one gave a shit when Terrence Howard diva'd himself out of Iron Man and they replaced him with the much better Don Cheadle. In fact, I think a lot of people welcomed that change, but were only saddened by the fact that Iron Man 2 kinda sucked.

They should have Ryan Dunn get into some wacky hijinks and drive his car through Durst's living room, like Eddie in that one episode of Family Matters.

No, but I definitely remember Larry David saying he wished Joe Peppitone would fuck Jude Law in the butthole

Tom McCarthy deserved to [SPOILER] die in 2012. What kind of evil scum starts banging a beautiful divorcee, and then proceeds to save her, the kids, and even her douche ex-husband? Fuck that guy.

Which makes it the worst kind of thing

Hell, I might spank it to Whitney Cummings some time soon. She looks really cute in those eyeball-raping column ads on the other parts of the site.

It's a guy who calls himself HipsterDBag, and your expecting anything but pretentious vitriol?

So you wouldn't be willing to post the fact that you peddle HJ's behind the Shake Shack? You would get so much money and touch so many dongs. Surprised you didn't figure that one out in your own best interest.

There's a higher standard of care imposed upon the shooter when guns are involved. Always gotta be careful with the firearms, otherwise you'll end up blowing away an entire post office full of pissed off people.

Which kind of wallet did you use when you spanked it to Irreversible?

It was Mark Wahlberg in disguise. Now he's gonna go masturbate on the Santa Monica pier roller coaster.

A damn sight? I recall a certain lawyer using that term recently…

Ah, the good old douchebag returns. I hadn't seen you on here since the changing of the comments section until now. Now I'm going to eat an entire bottle of sleeping pills while thoughts of Elaine's cleavage send me into another realm where your dreadful bullshit cannot reach me.

I'm with everyone who has said that Agent Merker is Gus' mole, and I wouldn't be surprised if Gomez turns out to be corrupt now as well, if only because of the otherwise pointless reference to his raise in pay grade.