Viva.

"White people can't write for black characters? Well, this changes everything." - David Simon

"I did the same with Stephen Hawking." - God

Well I'll be… Long pants!

Your comment/avatar synergy is an embarrassment to Bill Cosby.

IC Wiener? Ah, crud.

I have no problem with female politicians as a group, or women/anyone advancing or bettering themselves. But she has too many scandals, or at least associations thereto, for this Butthole's liking.

I agree. I said to my lady friend, Nanny's Butthole, that she looked like a cult member/leader in that thing.

I was sitting on the Maria LaGuerta Memorial Bench, pondering the meaning of life as a celebrity butthole, when I remembered how many times I laughed at the scathing comments in this section during the final seasons of this show. I'm laughing now, at one particular exchange:
Old guy: "Batista, you get to choose the…

I thought the same thing, but Mike can actually have a life outside of the job, and isn't legally required to be there under threat of life in prison. Though crime syndicates don't seem to look fondly on departures, save for Avon's respect for Cutty.

Magic Johnson gave me AIDS

"Highly conservative - yet full of compassion towards the weak and poor" - So it's Dickie Greenleaf again?

It could relate to the woman though. She said she can't sleep because of the fish tank, and then his lack of help means that her sleep will continue to suffer, for which he feels guilty, thereby making his sleep suffer.

Which means that I, then too, must masturbate.

It's reminding me of Charlie Kauffman's masturbatory fantasies in Adaptation.

Yeah, but it's all for show at this point. If they broke up, he would be shunned as a weirdo.

Sean Penn needs to see your Green Card, pronto!

"'Hoo Ha!' - Al Pacino" - Michael Scott

But he has shown a fondness for culinary arts over the course of the series. That fried chicken he made, and his appreciation for niche gourmet markets and high-end food in general, are examples of this. He also likes to cook for his daughters and the women in his life.

And I agree wholeheartedly that the customer is not always right, but he was politely trying to engage in the exact commerce in which her store is apparently designed to perform: a simple, profitable retail transaction.