Children of the Corn
Way to bury the lead, O'Neal!

Yeah, I posted that same comment on the other newswire. Take it up with my lawyer.

It failed because the ad campaign made everyone think it was a reality show about energy conservation.

Must be a mistake.

When are they going to give up on this woman? Did Mclean Stevenson get this many chances? I don't think he did. OK, he was slightly less hot, but still . . .

It's really difficult to develop a successful MMO (I imagine) and it's really difficult to develop a successful television series. It's unrealistic to think you could do both simultaneously.

Pincers at the ready. We got us a lobster fight on our hands.

Yes, because the elderly are known for their over-the-top racial sensitivity.

I knew Roj Blake
and you sir are no Roj Blake.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue
Nothing can hold me when I hold you
Feels so right, can't be wrong
Rockin' 'n' rollin' all week long

This review is making the Duran Duran album look pretty butch by comparison.

Ignore that comma.

There's reevaluation and then there's revisionism

s = a. Use your Little Orphan Annie decoder ring.

The girl is s good fast-talking newpaper reporter. Darn good.

Way back when it came out, P4K gave Lifter Puller's Fiestas and Fiascos a 3.2 or something. In the wake of Hold Steady-mania, that review was removed. It's since been replaced by the reissue rating of 8.8.

Just drink the Kool-Aid.

Razorblade and You Only Live Once are top-shelf Strokes.

Those are my choices?
Can I just take a nap instead?

Tim O'Brien is working on the Valley Fair movie script.