Get back to me when Cam drops 70 pounds. Imagine the wild romance that wouldn't happen if Claire weighed in at 190.

It's not just that, she also physically abuses Phil about every fifth episode, punching, slapping, kicking, smacking a pair of earphones off his head….

Is he even the same actor? They switched Lilys on us, after all.

You realize that for most of human history people had multiple kids by the age of 24, right?

Sue's sitting on the floor, in a wedding dress, SOBBING, and they are just mad she still didn't tell him. Ugh.

Can't wait to see her try drama!

There have been stretches of good Axl episodes before, prior to him renewing his habit of vicious abuse—and those stretches often coincide with him interested in a girl. Assuming another character is brought in The Middle will be fine without him. Possibly better.

No. She's too straightforward.

(even if it may not occur to you immediately that they’re going to eat it themselves)

Good body, mannish face. The overall is not pleasant.

If you can't remember the occasions where they've kissed, why are you offering an opinion?

Oh, well that proves it then.

"Correcting a speech impediment has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with IQ."

"They made us watch a 15 year old girl sun bathe in a 2 piece bikini? This show can get creepy at times."

"Alex was back in form last night as well with a couple of really good zingers (like the “woman is the nurse, man is the doctor” comment)."

Nope, many of us watching enjoy the sight of her beautiful body.

Stop this nonsense.

Yup. Just about flawless. Even the bereft neighbor had great lines.

Your green onions will have gotten soggy by the time you get to them. Try again.

Very much so. That and tacky movies.