Everybody is so damn young.

And if so, can it watch my kid while I go to the gym?

Probably the coolest made-for-DnD monster ever, and my favorite entry from the old Fiend Folio.

I hated a bunch of things about Alien 3, but I think what frustrated me most was how great the cast was. So much waste.

There's a lot to like in that cast, but I think the horror of the first film gets diluted by the second in two ways. First it's fun, and second the way they flesh out the aliens' life and habits makes them seem like deadly insects rather than nightmares made real. Even the fact that they are spilling blood now gives…

Ooh! Ooh! It could be like the Clue movie where there's several different versions and some underpaid dick at the ticket counter tells you on your way in that the Butler did it. Well maybe not the last part.

I remember a much older monster movie with a giant spider, but I can't remember the name. It had a hilarious big surprise at the end where even though the spider had grown huge it was still afraid of birds.

It's kind of like a ball-and-cups game with glass cups.

I would be Mary Gross as Peewee Herman as Doubting Thomas.

Do we only get one hook? Are we talking fresh or salt water here? In fresh I would usually go with a Mustad #8 to cover the most bases, but since I'm playing the villain here let's go with a #2 treble hook with a bit of lead in the middle (Alaska style) and just start snagging. When some dry-fly-dead-drifting wuss…

Agent Your Tea Is Burnt

If he can just remember not to mention the War next time some Germans come to stay. So embarrassing.

Got to got to got to be more careful with your rage serum.

Fakenado!

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That's what I mean. It wasn't that long ago, no matter how you look at it. Daryl has been tracking since he was a kid; for Gareth and co, it's a matter of months, maybe a year. Now if there had been a training montage…

I love that (Krull) is included as part of the hook. Come for Ian McShane, stay for Krull.

I'm still trying to imagine a point to that, like maybe they have this machine that recycles wire and you have to feed it in as a single no I got nothing.

I think it was clear from the first that it would never be safe to walk away with that bunch still breathing air. I'm surprised they didn't prioritize it sooner.

He did head-pummel the unholy fuck out of that guy. He may have thought he was finished, though not skewering his brain would have been a bit irresponsible all the same