It all sounds like wisdom if Shawn says it.

Rhoads is definitely crucial, as Blizzard and Diary of a Madman are the best solo albums he ever made. I like Diary better than any Sabbath album too.

I was like a hitchhiker's spoiled cousin. I packed my life into a car and lived in it. When my shitty cook's job started getting me down I would drive until the car quit or money ran out, get another shitty cook's job and sleep in whatever parking lot didn't tow regularly until I could pay to fix it. I was a couple…

My favorire Rule of Acquisition is "when in doubt, be ruthless!" It sounds better when you're Walace Shawn though.

Seems like real life Harry is just as cool but not as surly.

Yeah I was looking forward to seeing her in it, but she was barely a character and the adaptation was fucking bizarre. I think it pretty much stopped being The Robber Bride when they decided they needed a journalist dude for a main character.

I don't know about deal-breakers, but I have a major pet peeve in The Secret, The Alchemist, and variations on the theme that the "Universe" wants you to be happy, and will bend over backwards to give you what you want if you just want it bad enough. No one who's into that stuff seems to want to think about their…

I was hoping they meant Tommy Lee Jones.

When I think of modern faith-based entertainment, I think of Vikings.

"Thus are we all cancelled eventually."

Is that the place with the shitty chowder?

I thought Todd was. Always trying to get people to think about stuff.

Ohhhhhhhhh, let's get paid again, like we did last summer

Doesn't matter if he's into her, if he's the kind of person who bails on his best friend when she gets pregnant. That was his chance to show what a good friend he is, and he came up short.

Coffee is one of those things which smell so much better than they taste, the disappointment always gets me even though I know what to expect. Tastes ok I guess, but smells so fucking good.

And the whole Coke vs Pepsi thing almost seemed like the two were teaming up to convince us there were only ever two choices. Plus comparing them is like comparing Brazilian beers. Do you prefer turtle piss or tortoise piss?

That's all right. There probably shouldn't have been anywhere near that much steel on the battlefield either, but it does look cool.

There's really nothing expendable about Thorstein though. When he goes down he needs to take half an army down with him.

There needs to be more boat-building on this show. I'd particularly like to see the old men telling each other stories as they slowly bend the sheerstrake into place.

Worst musical ever. I was relieved when Alison collapsed.