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It's like naming a boy Sue. You know he's gonna be extra manly. If it's a girl, you know she's gonna be extra hot. Not porn hot, that's like Britney or Hayden or Madison, but classy, 30 year oak barrel scotch hot.

@GuyIncognitoII:disqus Goddamn, I'll be in my… nope, didn't make it.

Cobie Smulders is nothing less than a stone cold fox's name for a stone cold fox.

Definitely not a weasel. In fact, she's probably the only consistently good-hearted character on the show. Everyone else does underhanded stuff at least occasionally. (Well, maybe not Angel. But everyone else.)

I still can't get over how Dexter, with a gunshot wound and handcuffed, managed to overpower Doakes, 10 tons of pure murder machine, with his bare hands. In fact it's mentioned that Doakes was on a "murder squad" or something of the sort in his military days, which, I forget the details, but amounts to him being one

That smoky, husky, yet somehow still light and feminine voice? God yes, it was screw it I can't even pretend, I'll be in my bunk.

Oohh, good one.

Ladies, he's just trying to make up for all the talented female actors that are judged solely on their appearance.

Engelbert Humperdinck or GTFO.

This Adam Sandler thing never gets old.

We kind of murder thousands of people worldwide, illegally, yearly, on top of the lifetime detention and torture without a charge, which, aside from being shitty, is against the Geneva Convention. That's not to mention the massive industry we have incarcerating our own citizens (6 million! woot!)— which, if you've

No, he's right, Passion is mostly terrible. The opera setpiece is great, but that doesn't start until 57 minutes into the movie (I checked). After that it's good, if silly, pulp.

Don't lump The Black Dahlia in with this. It's pretty great until it completely falls apart in the third act. A solid 25 minutes need to be removed from the end of that film. But it has a vision and its own unique flavor and is still clearly the work of an auteur.

Anxiously awaiting Patton Oswalt's three page essay defending her.

Neither the producers nor any of the intended audience noticed the typo in the title.

Mine too! Which is unfortunately still zero.

I expect the answer is "young 20's and full of flavored vodka".

But not bush insert shots. That's Lars Von Triers' territory.

Anxiously awaiting the three page essay from Patton Oswalt defending him.

I never got the reverence for Blow Out. It's definitely a well made thriller, and that final scene is like being punched in the gut. But compared to DePalma's other films, it's not even in my top 5. I think it's used to pacify DePalma haters because it's so straightforward.