When it cut to Evan standing behind her when she was talking about him, my husband and I said "so…?" in unison. You're totally right that he just isn't sympathetic. He isn't Hitler or anything either, but he isn't sympathetic.

I enjoyed that showcasing her doo doo ninja skills gave an excuse for us to hear Abbi's awkward talent show song again

His little face is just so cute, and on top of his little nervous, quiet speech pattern, his turtle confession to Lincoln and the reaction Hannibal gave were so perfect. As everyone else has said already.

she is working HARD to get in his pants. It's amazing and hilarious.

If things are that tense and strained before even arriving to the wedding, and Patrick's acting like his parents were going to be nightmares, Richie probably figured it was only going to get worse from there.

Different people get different levels of enjoyment out of hot girls looking hot.

don't forget the handlebar pigtails… perfect for escaping really grabby monsters.

Love Kyle, and I heard him on a podcast a few weeks ago (though it was probably a way older podcast) and he kept saying "flick" and I kept forgetting who the guest was and thinking it was Kevin Smith. Oddly similar voices and speech patterns.

classes on cunnilingus and analingus start around grade 7, so a butt plug by grade 10 makes sense.

I just immediately loved this show. The confidence of this first episode really sold it - their friendship is so clearly natural. And I actually slid off the couch onto the floor laughing watching them clean in their underwear. I don't know why, it just struck such a perfect chord with me from the first minute.

After talking about how much she's done for the group, Rick asked Carol "Is there anything you wouldn't do for these people?"
She replied, "No."
He asked, "Did you kill those people?"
She said yes and walked away.

I think the fact that Jack and his guys are neo-nazis sealed the deal for Hank and Gomie.  It was certainly better for Jack with those two dead and I'm pretty sure he's not losing sleep over any dead government agents.

Julia Louis Dreyfus delivers some of the most perfect "fucks" on Veep that I've ever seen.

I always find myself watching and wishing the narration played less of a role. I mean, Kumail Nanjiani is nice looking and all, but I'd rather hear him be funny than watch him mime someone else's words. There doesn't really seem to be a point to casting all of these great comedians to just be standing around in…

When my husband and I saw David Cross a couple of years ago we were both so annoyed by idiots yelling out Tobias Funke lines. It interrupted him, never resulted in anything funny, and I just wanted to yell "Guess what? Every single person in this theater has seen Arrested Development.  This is not an inside joke…

Similarly, I've always liked how there is some interaction between the groups of kids, like when Cindy is dating Sam, or when Cindy and the other blond cheerleader show up at the hospital for Bill. Or when Millie shows up at Lindsay's party and everyone is just sort of amused by her.

I thought that it was good they touched on life when you get out finally, because the reality for most inmates is what Taystee had to deal with, not what Chapman has been looking forward to.

Out of all the touching moments in the series, this one probably got me the most. Taystee's dance made it perfection.

For the first one, I'd say just be bold and ask for her number when you feel a spark. Honestly, if she doesn't feel enough of a connection to give you her number after a good conversation at a party then it wasn't going to happen anyway. If she is feeling it, now you know. (this goes for the girl in class too - just…

I feel like I need the entirety of what you just typed out cross-stitched in pretty colors and hung on the wall inside my apartment door.