Alright, who did Alien Jesus piss off? That's like third time I've tried to reply to him only to find out that his post has been removed.

How did you figure out the twist to the new Saw already?

At the time they were a big Risk.

They were still a worthwhile Operation.

He does not play "Sorry".

I'm deeply sorry for the following joke: "Let me go down on you like a plane over Pennsylvania."

"Put your mom on the phone."

And just to be clear, when I say "she", I mean the co-hosts as well as the robot.

She failed the Morgan Test. Back to the drawing board.

The wine helps though.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

"The Thin Red Wireframe"

The people running the 100 meters could release it like an oil slick.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.

I hear they put penut butter under their lips.

"…..My vagina is just like Hitler's bunker. Cold,damp and men kill themselves to escape." See, you *can* do both.

Actually, it's more like a Trump Trap. He goes in to grab the pussy and he gets stuck like a mouse in a glue trap. Than you bash him with a shoe.

Succinct. You've made my day.

To be fair there have been accusations of plagiarism in his lyrics befor this.

Orange Madder