"You come at the King, you best not miss."

Yeah? Well, I can blow my own horn too!

But…I only have a pineapple.

Do slimy, remorseless reptiles attack eachother often?

And Trump likes leakers!

FRIENDS!? THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU!

,Don't They?

Anyone who isn't a red blooded American is a ferriner.

Okay, but what about The Red Green Show?

I like my Wanking-Cavern. The echo makes it sound like I'm not so alone.

Finally! My time to shine!

They don't. I have to keep the pinky off a latex glove in my wallet just in case.

May he rest in peace.

Michael Winslow keeps fucking with Guttenberg by doing the sound of a ringing phone.

They do! Well, Grand Wizards and Exhalted Dragons anyway.

Or a happy one.

Yes Vald fill me up! You're such a big boy! Yum! Yum! -Robot Trump Urinal

We're so lame!

Gavin Belson?!

Sadly, the DEATH PANELS were never as good as promised.