He's just suing to cure that most female of ailments: hysteria.

With my luck they'll be texting during the threesome.

Yeah, they should be watching the stove to make sure dinner doesn't burn! Am I right Ladies?

Pretty sure the girl in the blue died.

"It keeps the whites white."

Ah-Who's a clever asshole? You are! You are!

Yeah, but it still snows! So obviously there's nothing to it!

At any rate the Last Rites should be fun.

It feels exactly like those hentai tentacles.

"Boop!"

It was weird. Why would anyone be so nonchalant about something like that. It wasn't like I was wearing a confederate flag belt buckle or my dog was reading The Turner Diaries. Was she flirting? Is that what racist courtship looks like? Just damn.

So, the other day I was shopping for some pet supplies. I had my dog with me. A girl came up and said that my dog was cute. She seemed nice so we chatted a bit. I asked her if she had any pets and she said yes, a cat. I asked the name. She chuckled, and whispered that she had named it n******. I said something like…

He does probably have a bunch of Shoe strips taped to the side of the resolute desk.

You just gave me an idea for an app. Introducing Blaxi!

Let's not go crazy. It's not the Simpsons after all.

I have an irony deficiency.

Even light couldn't escape it.

I just hope the condom doesn't break. Well, I hope that every time, but this time in particular.

"It's only a wafer thin mint."

Here's the video. https://youtu.be/Uky8sL7WkR0
I seem to remember a kiddie pool filled with the stuff and the contestants eating out of it. That may have just been a fever dream though.