Bulimia.

I remember a competitive eating show years ago where two guys went head to head eating mayo. That was enough for me.

I think one of the daughters was on Justified. Maybe.

Or Stanley Kubrick.

Speak for yourself. Even in my fantasies no one laughs at my jokes.

He said the sheriff was hung!

I can't remember who it was that had the stools in his yacht cockholstered in sperm whale foreskin. If you needed more room to sit down you just had to rub them the right way.

I like big planets.

Whovian tried to warn us, but we didn't listen. We didn't listen.

We tried a Cocksucker proxy in the bedroom once. It was a fancy one. A Dyson. On the upside, it never lost suction. On the downside, it never lost suction.

No, no, no, my six shooter goes in the holster. Do I need to draw a diagram? Jeez, some people! *storms out, is attacked by flying cocks*

They do. They're really into it.

I couldn't even post my hair trigger joke because you comment got removed.

I have a six shooter.

Stimulate this economy! *grabs crotch*

Just like Redd Foxx and Tommy Cooper.

Sadly, it's all about amalgamation and capital these days.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Dr. Eggman's address.*

Tell me more about "synthesizing and applying government-created economic information", but do it slowly. *grabs tissues*

It's due to all the books he read.