I'm in the middle of season 2 right now. Fucking Ziggy.

No, because he's been shoved in a cave sealed by a boulder.

Yep! Mine is basically one of those carlot inflatables with the waving arms. I thought it was the same for everyone.

You get what you pay for. I should've went with Pile of Dryer Lint with Goggly Eyes, Esquire.

I think that's the face Elvis made right before he died on the toilet.

I stand by my assertion.

Listen, either you or his joke are going to have to go; and I rather it was you.

Steve Bannon looks like he's preparing to star in a sequel to Mitchell.

Steve Bannon looks like a Dementor with skin.

Steve Bannon looks like a rancid ham who only wanted to be a real boy.

Steve Bannon look like John Candy now.

Steve Bannon signs all his documents with "I fucked Bullocks horse".

Steve Bannon looks like the judge in "Nothing but Trouble".

*Sarah Mclachlan song starts playing*

Come on! No tall glasses of warm donkey semen this time? You just lost a viewer MTV.

"Listen, don't mention Hitler. I mentioned him once but I think I got away with it."

"Hey Assad, why can't you be more like Hitler!? We *like* him!" -Sean Spicer

I've been found out!

You may not see the mouse, but the mouse sees you.

The fly I can understand. I mean, it happens. But a horse? That's someone with issues.