The bat was only there to catch the fly.

They shouldn't have said anything. Now everyone will want one.

At least it didn't get stuck in your teeth.

I once bit into a beetle that was in my canned spinach. It was okay. Two stars.

No, Next is the one with the small penised baby rapist character that was named after a critic of Crichtons.

I think he was a photographer.

Quit whining. It makes you sound like a worthless Meaklemorp.

In nine months they'll welcome a beautiful 30 pound spiral sliced ham into the world.

He chose…poorly.

Keeps business booming.

Whatever the Rock is cooking sure smells a lot like burning Diesel.

Fight Milk!

She never orders. She doesn't believe in a woman's right to choose.

I was a Cuck before it was cool.

The slide whistle sound effect was very much appreciated though.

Trump stands behind Bill O'Reilly because it isn't safe to stand in front of him.

*Tin Machine lies forgotten*

"….and he was pegged every night because his dead wife was named Peggy."

Plus, zombie Maya Angelou just doesn't give a fuck.

Just a hour of the plumber yelling "fuck me, fuck meeee" as they try to fix a stubborn leak.